I met a guy online recently. He was nice, sweet, kind of funny once we met in person. BUT he was a terrible kisser and now he is super clingy. Here are the facts:
1.We had 2 dates.
2.He wants to meet my parents.
3. I still get chills of disgust when I think about him kissing me. Like, serious gross factor. Here’s a reference for those who don’t understand my level of creep-out: If you’ve seen “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective,” you’ll recall the scene where Ace finds out the Finkle and Einhorne are the same person (aka, man-turned-woman, still has a penis) and proceeds to freak out. It’s a great scene - Jim Carrey is hilarious as always. Literally, that was my reaction once I got in the car to go home. Look up the scene if you don’t know what I mean.
4. He made a dig at my glasses.
5. He’s a bit pretentious. Boy drives a “fuel efficient car.” That’s nice and all, but I’ve grown up where all the men in my family drive motorcycles, do manual labor, and are looked up to as heroes. So, this guy is not really my type, anyway. It’s like, I am more masculine than he is, which is something that is not okay.
Some people may think I’m petty, but I’m a person who goes with my gut instinct - the whole thing freaked me out. I shouldn’t feel gross afterwards. Something wasn’t right.
So, here’s my question: How do I end this “relationship” without sounding like a total asshole?
